John Schneider‘s production studio lot in Louisiana has been ravaged by Hurricane Ida, and while his life was spared, the actor needs some help.
The ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ star’s movie/TV magic sanctuary in Holden, LA got torn up this week as Ida continues to rip through the area. Among the casualties on his property was a massive tree that toppled over, crashing down onto his orange “General Lee” stunt car.
Don’t worry … it ain’t John’s one and only — he has several models on hand.
John’s rep tells us he’s doing just fine, but was off the grid for a while due to bad cell service … he’s leaving for Nashville in just a few hours.
With that said … JS uploaded a video that’s pretty sad to watch considering the devastation he — and thousands of other Louisianans — are going through right now. He’s asking the public to give him a hand by going to his studio store and buying merch … which is gonna go a long way to getting the place up and running again.
It’s clear … no one is impervious to the wreckage of this natural disaster — not even Bo.
Here is a wrap-up of all the news you need to know from Wednesday, September 1.
Netflix will have another batch of Unsolved Mysteries in 2022.
Per Deadline, the streamer has officially ordered a third volume of the popular unscripted series.
Executive producers for the series include Terry Dunn Meurer for Cosgrove/Meurer Productions and Shawn Levy and Josh Barry for 21 Laps Entertainment. Dunn said, “The Unsolved Mysteries production team at Cosgrove/Meurer Productions couldn’t be more excited about developing volume 3 of our successful Netflix series.”
“We’re currently in production on more intriguing mysteries and we look forward to our viewers’ help in solving the new cases next summer. “
“Thank you to our Unsolved Mysteries fans who have made the series such a huge success.” “We feel thrilled and privileged to be filming volume 3 of Unsolved Mysteries.”
“The massive success of our last two volumes on Netflix proved that there is enduring and passionate love for this iconic franchise, and we can’t wait to dig into more of the stories that Unsolved Mysteries tells so uniquely well.”
“21 Laps is committed to emotional humanist stories, and to be able to tell more of these true stories of mystery alongside Cosgrove/Meurer who produced the original series, is a dream come true,” added Levy and Barry.
Also at Netflix, the streamer has announced it will launch 180 episodes of Seinfeld on October 1.
The show completed production in May (of 1998) and is slated for release on the Netflix platform in its entirety on October 1, 2021.
Bookended by Seinfeld’s stand-up material, the 180 episodes of the sitcom explore the minutiae of the comic’s everyday life as he navigates his relationships with a talented ensemble cast, including Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Troll, Family Ties), Michael Richards (UHF, Fridays), and Jason Alexander (Pretty Woman).
“This is the first time we’ve taken a risk of this nature, going all-in on 9 seasons at the jump,” said Netflix Co-CEO Ted Sarandos said in a witty statement on the news.
“But Jerry has created something special with this sitcom that nobody has ever done. I truly think he and Mr. David have enormous futures ahead of them and I’m thrilled Netflix could be the home for them to grow their fanbases.”
“Larry and I are enormously grateful to Netflix for taking this chance on us. It takes a lot of guts to trust two schmucks who literally had zero experience in television when we made this thing,” said Seinfeld.
“We really got carried away, I guess. I didn’t realize we made so many of them. Hope to recoup god knows how many millions it must have taken to do. But worth all the work if people like it. Crazy project.”
Over on NBC, Annie Live! is staging an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt reunion.
Jane Krakowski is set to co-star in the project as Lily St. Regis.
The cast also includes Taraji P. Henson as Miss Hannigan, Harry Connick Jr. as Daddy Warbucks, Nicole Scherzinger as Grace, and Celina Smith in the titular role of Annie.
Also at NBC, the network has dropped a synopsis for New Amsterdam Season 4 Episode 1, airing Tuesday, September 21.
“Max and Sharpe wake up to a new, more personal dynamic,” it reads.
“Iggy calls upon an old contact to help with an explosive situation at the hospital.”
“Bloom begins a tricky dynamic with her new Emergency Department residents and Reynolds finds himself in an awkward position with Dr. Baptiste and his wife, Dr. Lyn Malvo. Source:”
Sounds dramatic, right?
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More than 5,200 Covid cases have been detected among K-12 students in Los Angeles County over the past two weeks, a number the public health director called “sobering” today. According to figures released by the county Wednesday, 5,207 infections were identified among students in the county between Aug. 15-29 — along with 729 cases among school staff.
But the public health director and the county schools superintendent expressed confidence in safety measures being taken on campuses.
Public Health Director Barbara Ferrer said the cases are largely being detected thanks to aggressive routine screening tests, particularly within the Los Angeles Unified School District, which now accounts for nearly two- thirds of all the Covid testing being conducting across the county.
“We average about 500 cases a day (among students) across L.A. County,” she said. “The largest portion of those cases are identified through routine screening, and these are really people who are in fact asymptomatic. So it’s a sobering number because it’s large, but it’s actually helpful to be able to identify people who are infected with Covid before they show symptoms and before they have lots of opportunities…to go ahead and spread that virus.”
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According to L.A. Public Health, “most school sites with cases, 849 in all, reported only one case. However, 193 LAUSD and 105 other school sites reported two cases, and 621 LAUSD and 94 other school sites reported three or more cases.” Every school case identified requires the student or staff memeber to isolate at home for 10 days. Additionally, any unvaccinated close contacts identified are required to quarantine. Thus, one case can take more than one student out of school.
“The sobering news for all of us is that with high rates of community transmission…we have a number of people in our school community that are testing positive and that can in fact infect others,” she said. “We have to move quickly to prevent the kind of transmission in schools that will create very large outbreaks, something that’s been done successfully since reopening last fall.”
Ferrer noted that during her visits to school campuses, she found “much attention to the details about creating safety.”
Debra Duardo, superintendent of the county Office of Education, said that despite the thousands of cases detected, mitigation strategies at the schools “have been very effective.”
“I’ve been visiting schools every single day, and children and adults are doing an excellent job wearing their masks, keeping distant from one another, following all the protocols, disinfecting,” she said. “I think we’re doing everything that we can do to make sure our schools are as safe as possible and that we’re preventing the spread of Covid within our schools.”
Of the 5,200 cases among L.A. students in the past two weeks she said, “When there’s high rates of infection in communities, you are going to see some of that come into our schools, but we’re not seeing high spread within the schools, and so we’re very satisfied with the work that’s being done by our teachers and administrators and all school employees in following all of the strategies.”
Ferrer said more outbreaks are likely with schools remaining open, and she noted that roughly half of the outbreaks involved school sports. The most common factors found to have contributed to outbreaks were breakdowns in mask-wearing, lack of physical distancing both indoors and outdoors and lack of proper ventilation.
Ferrer also noted rising case rates among children 5 to 11, who are not eligible for vaccinations. From Aug. 14 to Aug. 21, that age group saw a 50% jump in cases, while in the past week, the group saw another 9% increase, despite drops in cases among children aged 0 to 4 and 12 to 17.
The county on Wednesday reported an unusually high 389 new Covid deaths, raising the cumulative death toll from throughout the pandemic to 25,322. According to the county Department of Public Health, 90% of all COVID deaths during the pandemic — and 90% since the beginning of March 2021 — have involved people with at least one underlying health condition. The most common conditions were hypertension, diabetes and heart disease. The county recorded an additional 2,277 Covid infections on Wednesday.
Statewide, there were a shocking 23,387 newly reported confirmed cases. State officials noted that that number includes more than 10,000 cases that were delayed from Northern California Kaiser Permanente. Cases have averaged between 10,000 and 13,000 recently.
Cases are increasing largely among unvaccinated populations. For the week of August 15 – August 21, the 7-day average case rate among unvaccinated Californians age 16 or older is 61.55 per 100,000 per day while the 7-day average case rate among vaccinated Californians age 16 or older is just 10.77 per 100,000 per day. That puts the case rate among the unvaccinated about 571% than among those who are vaccinated.
According to the state, there were 1,673 Covid-positive patients in L.A. county hospitals today, including 446 people in intensive care. That was down from Tuesday, when there were 1,699 people hospitalized with COVID, and 448 in the ICU.
The rolling daily average rate of people testing positive for the virus in Los Angeles County was 2.5% as of Tuesday, down from 2.9% a week ago. Ferrer has attributed the recent drop in part to massively increased screening tests being done at schools and businesses.
Of all eligible residents in the county aged 12 and older, 65% are fully vaccinated, while 74% have received at least one dose. Of course, kids under 12 — who make up roughly 13% of the state’s population — are not eligible for the vaccine and not included in those figures, so the inoculation rate for all residents of the county is lower.
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Jeremy Piven is on deck, waiting for another at-bat to reprisie his role for a potential ‘Entourage’ reboot — which, BTW, would be way different in 2021 … as would his character.
We got the HBO vet Tuesday leaving a café in L.A., where we were able to shoot the breeze with him for a bit about all this chatter on possibly resurrecting his old fan fave show … which none other than creator Doug Ellin seemed really interested in just last week.
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Ditto for JP here — who tells us he is, indeed, fully onboard like Doug told us last time — and the same seems to go for his costars, including Adrian Grenier and co. So, with that in mind — we had to ask … is he pulling strings and twisting arms to make it happen BTS???
Check out the clip … doesn’t sound like Jeremy is part of the “full-court press” that may need to happen to get this revival off the ground — but the dude’s ready to hop on set again at the drop of a dime, it seems … and pick up where Ari Gold left off all those years ago.
Speaking of Ari — the powerhouse, tantrum-inclined agent who repped Vince on the series — we asked Jeremy about what the man might look like in 2021 … and if the show would explore that, considering the cataclysmic shift in Hollywood culture over the past decade.
Jeremy makes no bones about it with us — AG will absolutely be different if he’s brought back to the small screen. And, JP’s got an interesting explanation on the “why.” Hmm…
Stephen Amell is opening up about what really happened when he was removed from a Delta Airlines flight earlier this year.
“What happened was — and it’s very, very simple — I had too many drinks, and I had too many drinks in a public place. And I got on a plane,” the Heels actor said on Michael Rosenbaum‘s podcast Inside of You.
“I was pissed off about something else that had nothing to do with Cass, my wife, and I picked a fight. Just picked a fight because I wanted to be loud and upset,” Amell added.
“My wife said one thing the entire time, which was, ‘If you don’t lower your voice, they’re going to kick you off the plane,'” Amell explained.
Rosenbaum asked whether Amell remembered what made him upset.
“Honestly, I can’t even remember what I was upset about, which was indicative of two things. A, Handle your liquor. I had too many drinks, right? And B, it clearly wasn’t important,” Amell said.
“I was just upset and wanted to be upset and sure enough after [Cass] said this, a guy came by and said, ‘Sir, you have to keep your voice down, please.'”
Amell said that his wife was completely right and that he was probably loud during the incident. He said that he was wearing noise-canceling headphones, which probably made his voice louder than he thought it was.
The star was quick to point out that it wasn’t an excuse, but he also said he was ashamed of the incident.
“I’m actually, frankly, like deeply ashamed of it. I was quiet for 10 minutes, a guy came back. Clearly, I had made somebody uncomfortable, somebody said something, and they just made the decision, you’ve gotta get off the plane,” he said.
Amell also touched on the tweet in which he characterized the incident as an argument between himself and his wife.
“I feel like I went the better part of 10 years without being an a**hole in public. I was an a**hole in public,” the former Arrow actor added.
The tweet was shared in the early hours of the morning after being told about the incident being in the news.
“The scariest part is I was inebriated, I was upset, and it would have been very easy… what if I just casually, flippantly, not being in sound mind and body, if I offer like a quick passive f**k off — and all of a sudden I’m in these bracelets? I mean, maybe I destroy my entire life, my entire career,” Amell said.
Amell currently stars on Heels, a new Starz drama, which airs Sundays.
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Netflix debuted a teaser for “2021’s hottest new show” this morning before clarifying that the show isn’t exactly new, just new to Netflix. But it is a hot commodity.
The streamer announced the long-awaited premiere date for the entire 180-episode library of Seinfeld: October 1, 2021.
This is the first time that every episode of the iconic sitcom will be on a single service globally — and in 4K. Seinfeld had been tied up in an exclusive deal with Hulu in the U.S. Episodes will be “bookended by Seinfeld’s stand-up material,” according to the streamer.
Netflix’s announcement was appropriately meta for the show, touting it as the work of “rising stars Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld,” with Co-CEO Ted Sarandos venturing, “I truly think he and Mr. David have enormous futures ahead of them and I’m thrilled Netflix could be the home for them to grow their fanbases.”
“Rising New York comedian Jerry Seinfeld” went for laughs in his statement on the debut, thanking Netflix for “for taking this chance on us,” calling the show a “crazy project” and saying, “I didn’t realize we made so many of them.”
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Bel-Air is Coming to Peacock.
This is a story all about how Will Smith turned Jabari Bank’s life upside down. Watch as Smith surprises Banks and breaks the life-changing news that he has been cast in the iconic role of “Will”. Look out world, there’s a new Prince of Bel-Air in town.
Synopsis: Set in modern-day America, Bel-Air is a serialized dramatic analogue of the 90’s sitcom “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” that leans into the original premise: Will’s complicated journey from the streets of West Philadelphia to the gated mansions of Bel-Air.
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JoJo Siwathinks she’s already got a leg up on her “Dancing with the Stars” competition … she’s one half of the show’s first-ever same-sex pairing … and thinks it gives her an edge.
We got JoJo heading into the ‘DWTS’ studio Tuesday in Los Angeles and asked her if there’s a benefit in a pairing of two female dancers.
JoJo didn’t hesitate, telling us there’s an absolute advantage in a double helping of girl power … she says women are just better dancers than men.
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It’s unclear who JoJo will be paired up with for the upcoming season, but there might have been a clue at the studio … we got another celeb going, who we believe to be “The Talk” co-host Amanda Kloots, though it’s not confirmed.
Whoever it was, they kept their face and body hidden under a reflective face visor.
JoJo, who came out as part of the LGBTQ+ community earlier this year, told us she didn’t even know who her partner was going to be before rehearsal … but it sounds like they’re not content with making history, they’re coming for the title.
Nyxly returned on Supergirl Season 6 Episode 9, and this time she used her powers of deception to take advantage of Nia’s vulnerable state. Meanwhile, Kelly decided to take on a bigger role in the group of Super Friends.
“Dream Weaver” was an episode that we have been begging Supergirl for, one that highlighted two characters who have been pushed to the background for far too long. This hour gave us hope for the remainder of Supergirl Season 6.
Nia has been struggling with the loss of her mother and how to control and understand her powers for quite some time now.
To be honest, we have been just as confused as Nia has been regarding the extent of her abilities as Dreamer.
Obviously, she is very powerful, but we have an inkling that there are still powers that she hasn’t even begun to tap into.
J’onn: If I didn’t know better, I would say you guys are psychic. Kelly: Well, we are starting to finish each other’s- Alex: Sandwiches.
It would do Nia some good if she could talk to her mother, even for a day, to better understand her abilities. Then, she might be ready to be on the same level as Supergirl and be the hero we all know she can be.
Unfortunately, the only way that this can happen is if she works with Nyxly. And we had to learn the hard way on Supergirl Season 6 Episode 4 that Nyxly is not someone to be trusted.
Somehow, Nyxly got stuck in a dimension that only Nia can access. We are not even going to try to understand how that happened, so we’ll have to accept that that is the reality of the situation.
Since Nyxly can easily deceive people, and because Nia is vulnerable right now, it was not difficult for her to convince Nia to help her escape.
When Supergirl speaks, people listen. If an interview with her can make people hear the message, I’m all for it.
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And do you know anyone that would turn down spending twenty-four hours with a lost loved one? It was obvious from the start that Nia would end up accepting Nyxly’s deal.
It’s difficult to blame Nia for this mistake, though. Even Kara was fooled by Nyxly while in the Phantom Zone. And Nyxly knows all the right buttons to push to persuade people to do her bidding.
Even though Nia struck a deal with Nyxly, there is no doubt that she will help her escape the dream realm. Hopefully, Nia will still gain some insight from her mother.
That is, of course, if Nyxly holds up her end of the deal and uses her powers to bring Nia’s mother back for a day. Like we said, one should never trust an imp.
So while Nyxly will be free and will no doubt bring on a reign of terror to National City, at the very least, Nia can better understand her powers and grow more confident in her role as a superhero.
This means that we will see a lot more of Nia on future episodes, which we are very excited about.
It’s about time she steps into a bigger role as a part of the Super Friends, just like another character.
When James left the show on Supergirl Season 5 and left his sister — Kelly — behind, we knew that it was only a matter of time before she took up the mantle of Guardian.
And now, one season later, Kelly is finally ready to pick up where her brother left off.
Kelly: I know what I need to do, Alex. This community needs someone who is willing to fight for them, even when the system isn’t listening. Alex: Yeah. Kelly: It’s time to pick up where Jimmy left off. I wanna be the new Guardian.
Let’s be clear, Kelly is a superhero in her own right, even without the Guardian name. She proved it when she helped Joey and the other alien orphan children. But she realized how much more good she can do as Guardian.
Kelly’s main purpose in life is to help people, which is required to be a Super Friend. There is no doubt that she will absolutely kick ass as a full-fledged vigilante superhero.
But we do hope that Kelly will continue helping people as a social worker, as well.
Like Kara can do as much good for National City as a journalist and Supergirl, Kelly can undoubtedly do the same as a social worker and Guardian.
It was amazing to see her work with Joey and figure out the abuse taking place in his foster home. Kelly truly is a rockstar who rightfully deserves a place amongst the superhero team.
And we cannot wait to see her suited up and fighting alongside Supergirl, Dreamer, Brainiac-5, the Martian Manhunter, and Sentinel.
Andrea: What do the Super Friends do for fun? I mean, do they even have fun? I want you three to find out. William: Andrea, it’s not like there’s a Super Friends hotline we can call. Andrea: Well, then do whatever you have to. Stalk them. Project a big “S” in the night sky. Jump off a bridge so one of them has to catch you. Then, interview them on your way down. I don’t care how you do it, just do it!
Now that we have seen more of Kelly, it’s even more baffling that she has barely had any worthwhile storylines during her time on the show.
How cute are Alex and Kelly?
Just like we wanted Nia and Kelly to get juicy storylines on the show, we also wanted to see more of Alex and Kelly’s relationship. We even forgot that they had moved in together before this episode.
They have great chemistry, and it’s clear that they make each other better in every way possible.
Kelly: I brought you back. Alex: Well, of course you did because you are strong. And you are smart. And you are powerful. Hey, we all have doubts. But it’s when you thought that you could protect me, you took a risk. And it’s only when we take risks that we can really find out who we are meant to be. And Joey is very lucky to have you in his corner because you are a protector. And you’ll always be there for him.
Thankfully, Supergirl has stopped trying to push the Kara and William narrative. Now, we can see more of Alex and Kelly and the growth of their relationship. They are by far one of the best couples on the show.
And we get to see Alex train Kelly! Nothing could be better than that.
What did you think, Supergirl Fanatics?
How much is Nia going to regret helping Nyxly? Are you excited to see Kelly suited up as Guardian? Were you proud of Kara for sticking up for herself to Andrea?
Why didn’t Kara immediately suspect the warden once she found out that the work-release program was corrupt? And how darn cute was Esme, the little alien girl in the foster home?
Let me know in the comments, and do not forget that you can watch Supergirl online right here via TV Fanatic!
Supergirl airs Tuesdays at 9/8c on The CW.
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TV docudramas always walk a fine line between illumination and exploitation. But American Crime Story‘s first installment, The People v. O.J. Simpson, broke the mold by doing the impossible: It gave us a fresh perspective on a story we thought we already knew so well. It had depth, it had nuance, it made us rethink the legacies of infamous media pariahs… and I say all that to emphasize that Impeachment: American Crime Story does none of this.
Despite its lofty pedigree, Impeachment is a disaster: a schlocky, overheated melodrama that’s only a degree or two removed from a Saturday Night Live parody. It might as well be a quickie TV movie that aired on Fox in 1998 with a title like Intern Affairs.
With Impeachment — debuting Tuesday, Sept. 7 at 10/9c on FX; I’ve seen seven of the ten episodes — executive producer Ryan Murphy and showrunner Sarah Burgess aim to bring the same scrutiny that ACS brought to the O.J. Simpson trial and the murder of Gianni Versace, this time to the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky affair and the very public fallout that led to Clinton’s historic impeachment. It is rich subject matter, to be sure, with plenty of juicy material to work with. But Impeachment badly fumbles it with a muddled narrative that gets overextended in all directions, along with an unseemly tabloid edge. (The decision to dramatize Vince Foster’s suicide with an America’s Most Wanted-style reenactment in the very first episode sets an ugly, exploitative tone.)
Impeachment also falls victim to Murphy’s worst storytelling instincts: shallow characterization, shock value substituting for genuine surprise, and dialogue that tells instead of showing. The characters here say exactly how they feel and what they’re thinking — and loudly. (“Stop worrying about Whitewater!” one White House official yells to another.) The whole project has a gloomy, bad energy to it, feigning gravitas with ponderous cutaways to presidential portraits and justice statues. Murphy takes a backseat to Burgess in the credits — she wrote four of the first six episodes — but his fingerprints here are unmistakable.
The central figure here — you’d hardly call her a “hero” — is Linda Tripp (played by Murphy staple Sarah Paulson), an embittered government bureaucrat who bristles at a demotion and strikes up a creepy bond with new coworker Monica Lewinsky (Beanie Feldstein), preying on her like a spider with a fly. Monica feels jilted when Bill Clinton doesn’t bring her back to work at the White House after his reelection, so she spills all to Linda about her clandestine affair with the President. Linda sees Monica as her ticket out of her gray government cubicle and starts taping their phone conversations, setting in motion a scandal that shocked the country and nearly ended Clinton’s presidency. Impeachment gets too caught up in the build-up, though, and spends too much time trying to wring drama and tension out of banal conversation. Only when the affair becomes public in Episode 7 does the series finally start to show faint signs of life.
The casting is a big misfire, too: Murphy’s productions never fail to attract big-name talent, but rarely have the casting choices been this ill-fitting — or this distracting. Paulson is unrecognizable here, slathered in prosthetics, and she’s playing one of the most unlikable TV characters in recent memory. Lumbering around like an ogre, Impeachment‘s version of Linda Tripp is a vindictive gossip, a Puritanical scold and an obnoxious ladder-climber who grates on everyone around her. She nurses a special grudge against the Clintons, but she seems to hate everyone equally… and the feeling is largely mutual. It’s not a bad performance, exactly, but it’s a deeply unpleasant one, and Paulson’s facial expressions barely register beneath all the makeup. It’s hard to empathize with her, or even endure her company for very long.
The real Monica Lewinsky is a producer on Impeachment, but it’s hardly a flattering portrait of her, either. Feldstein plays her like the dizzy heroine of a rom-com: a squeaky-voiced, lovestruck gal who can’t stop obsessing over her man. (Feldstein doesn’t look much like Monica, either.) The scenes with her and Clive Owen’s Bill Clinton are admittedly compelling, in a seedy romance novel kind of way, and Owen does a decent job of capturing Bill’s aw-shucks charm. But ultimately, the scenes seem ripped from a Lifetime movie, and they’re a bit too easy on old Bill, too, letting him claim to be an innocent victim of conservative persecution. As for his wife Hillary, Edie Falco doesn’t speak a single word as her in the first six episodes, just serving as a smiling face in the background. (Oddly, amid all the other prosthetics, they didn’t even attempt to make her look like Hillary at all.)
I should note that there are a few interesting glimmers here, around the edges. I’d gladly watch the full origin story of Matt Drudge, played here by Billy Eichner as a CBS gift shop cashier turned Internet sleuth, digging through dumpsters for scoop to post online. And despite being saddled with a ridiculous fake nose, Annaleigh Ashford turns in Impeachment‘s best performance as Clinton accuser Paula Jones, finding humanity and sympathy in a much-maligned public figure, a la The People v. O.J. Simpson‘s Marcia Clark. But Impeachment wants to have it both ways: We’re supposed to feel bad when the media treats Jones like a joke in one scene, and then laugh at how dumb she is in the next. (Casting Taran Killam as Paula’s volatile husband was also a mistake: His presence makes their scenes play like a SNL digital short.) It’s this clumsy blend of didactic “weren’t we awful back then?” hindsight and sleazy sensationalism that ultimately makes Impeachment one of the year’s biggest TV disappointments.
THE TVLINE BOTTOM LINE: FX’s American Crime Story franchise plummets with Impeachment, a trashy, exploitative trainwreck that borders on parody.